Betty

Betty The Law Dog, or just Betty to her friends (and that’s everyone), is a legal legend in the world of canine law. Hailing from a long line of distinguished dachshunds, Betty took a different path than her ancestors, trading in digging up bones for digging into case law. Standing tall at a mighty 8 inches (on a good day), Betty brings the heart of a lion and the body of a…well, sausage.

Betty’s journey to law school began when she chewed through a copy of The Constitution, realizing she had a very long nose for justice (and the occasional snack hidden in textbooks). Graduating from the prestigious Barkvard Law School with top honors in Fetch Habeas Corpus and Squeaky Toy Litigation, Betty quickly became a rising star in the legal world. Her specialty? “Small claims,” of course. Make no bones about it.

Known for her tenacious courtroom style and unparalleled ability to look adorable in a suit, Betty has successfully defended hundreds of cases, whether it’s against the vacuum cleaner’s unjust terror or protecting your right to nap anywhere you choose. Betty takes a paws-on approach to her work, often solving complex legal issues with nothing more than a tilt of her head and a well-timed tail wag.

When she’s not chasing legal precedents, Betty enjoys long walks, chasing squirrels (for purely legal research purposes), sunbathing on a front porch and drafting water-tight legal briefs (though they occasionally get shredded). Her motto? “If the collar don’t fit, you must acquit.”

Whether you’re facing a tough legal battle or just need a good belly rub, Betty’s your dog.